Every Journey Eventually

Mind the gap.

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JUBILEE · MINOR DELAYS
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Today’s Chaos Report
DateTuesday, 16 June 2026
Time22:12

3 of 11 tube lines, 196 bus routes and 1 river service disrupted. Genuinely remarkable.

Today’s Star Disaster

Jubilee

A Bit Shit

Jubilee Line: Minor delays while we fix a faulty train at West Hampstead.

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Also Broken

All lifts & escalators working.

Suspicious, but we’ll take it.

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Planned Works

Nothing planned.

TfL hasn’t announced any closures. Yet.

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Station Spotlight · Zone 1

Oxford Circus

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