Mind the gap.
Between your front door and wherever you’re already late for.
METROPOLITAN · SEVERE DELAYS
*** ABSOLUTELY FUCKED — 3 LINES AFFECTED — MAYBE STAY AT HOME *** *** ABSOLUTELY FUCKED — 3 LINES AFFECTED — MAYBE STAY AT HOME ***
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Today’s Chaos Report
3 of 11 tube lines and 193 bus routes disrupted. Genuinely remarkable.
Today’s Star Disaster
Metropolitan
Absolutely Fucked
Metropolitan Line: Severe delays between Harrow-on-the-Hill and Uxbridge due to an earlier signal failure at Harrow-on-the-Hill. London Buses are accepting tickets via any reasonable route. GOOD SERVICE on the rest of the line.
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King's Cross St. Pancras
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- Escalators19
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